No other way to put it.
It was his 30th birthday this week and his girlfriend Laura threw him a surprise party at the Manly skiffs club on Saturday night.
So we did the whole "SURPRISE!!!" thing, ate some cocktail style finger food (seafood...mmmm....sushi.....ewwww), had a few drinks and mingled with my step dads side of the family.
We were just about to leave when this figure comes barrelling thru the room at top speed, totally naked except for the 30th balloon covering his, you know, runs out the side door and threw himself over the railing and into the harbour!
It was a fair drop down into the water (i wouldnt even jump from there in daylight) but the main thing was that it was bloody freezing that night! The water must have been about 5 degrees.
The amusing thing was that his "modesty" balloon burst on impact with the water so he had to swim to the edge and climb out in his birthday suit.
My 6'6 stepbrother with my 5'1 mother